what if I'm pregnant?
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dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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