no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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