Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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