i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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