Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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