That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I have demons in me.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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