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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
this hospital has no fireball
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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