Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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