are you still at the devil's house?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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