is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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