angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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