So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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