no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I just want nice things and good sex
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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