fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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