i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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