So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I love having hate sex.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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