We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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