toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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