after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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