At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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