Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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