You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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