I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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