As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He shit in the fireplace
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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