Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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