i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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