oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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