Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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