I can't watch pbs sober anymore
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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