p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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