she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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