Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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