Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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