The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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