just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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