Got a toothbrush?
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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