Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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