I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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