Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
As shirtless as possible
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
