the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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