Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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