If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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