I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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