bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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