So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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