What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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