i don't like sucking hair
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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