Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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