thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Did I show you my penis last night?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
My feet surprised me
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