Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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