People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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