I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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