NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Woke up backwards on a recliner
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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