You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I had to cum in my sink.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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