Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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