Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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