sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
